Monday, June 12, 2017

Writing Services

Writing is central to Camplin Creative Consulting. While we certainly provide editing and proofreading services, we also provide a variety of writing services as well. We have experience helping authors write their books, and we have experience writing copy of various kinds, from corporate blog posts and white papers to product and property descriptions.

Minimum Fee:
We charge a minimum fee of $30 for all projects. We also require the total fee up front.

Face-to-Face Consultations:
We charge $30/hr for face-to-face consultations, which can include brainstorming, recommendations, etc.

Turnaround Rate:
Turnaround rate is negotiable, but would be a minimum of 5-7 business days from the date we receive your document.

Writing projects can be very complicated. Regardless of the length of the project, you will be expected to provide an outline for us to follow.  Guidance can be provided to you for the outline through the provision of a form which you can fill out. From that, we would write the polished piece.

Writing Fees:
10¢/word for any piece following an outline which you provide (e.g., $50 for 500 words)
20¢/word for any piece which we have to research (e.g., $100 for 500 words)

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Kindergarten Curriculum

Kindergarten children should be taught how to play music, learn songs and nursery rhymes (yes, memorize them), and learn their numbers, letters, and sounds.


Kindergarten is the time to establish the most basic of foundations. You cannot do math without number, you cannot read without letters, and you cannot learn without memory.

Kindergarten children need to learn numbers according to number theory, according to the natural patterns into which our Arabic numerals fall:

  0    1    2    3    4    5    6    7    8    9
10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19
20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29

The pattern here is immediately obvious, and in my experience results in students learning their numbers extremely rapidly. The standard number line, which starts with 1 and ends with 10, completely masks this pattern, and slows children's learning down considerably.

We do of course have the Alphabet Song, but for some reason there are those who discourage its use. Discouraging its use is a great idea if you want to prevent children from learning their alphabet. Children need to completely memorize the song first, and then the teacher needs to have everyone sing the song as she points out each and every letter.

I have also come up with a little song/poem for the vowels:

A, E, I, O, U       ( / u / u / )
A E I O U           ( / u / u / )
All these letters are the vowels     ( / u / u / u /)
And sometimes Y is, too!             ( u / u /  u / )

 After each line I showed the pattern of stressed and unstressed syllables to help with the rhythm.

Kindergarten children ought to be learning the names of things---objects and animals, in particular---and songs, nursery rhymes, fables and fairy tales (these latter two preferably in verse form) are ways of introducing the names of things, as well as address various moral subjects. Pictures should always accompany these, so that they can see that the words are indeed names of things.

So, for example, if you were to teach the fable of the fox and the grapes, have a picture of a fox and some grapes. And just start telling the story. When you get to the word "fox," point to the picture of the fox, and when you get to the word "grapes," point to the picture of the grapes. Don't tell them the words outside of the context of the story. It is the story which gives the words (and the objects) meaning. In a context of meaning, they will better remember the facts.

Also, if you choose to read/tell a story, that cannot be the one and only time you read or tell it. Rather, the students should memorize each and every story/fable/nursery rhyme. Spend the day learning the piece, and each Friday review each piece the students were to have memorized, as reinforcement. On Mondays, see how well the students memorized the pieces. If they haven't memorized them well, review until they do. This will take longer at the beginning of the year, but as students memorize more and more, their memories will improve, making memorization easier.

Memorization is important because memorization exercises and thus expands memory. And the stronger your memory, the more you can learn. Since the entire purpose of an education is learning, one should use any and all established methods of improving memory. And Kindergarten is the time to do it.

Kindergarten children should also learn music. Learning music has been tied to improved math scores, improved reading scores, and better learning outcomes overall. Further, they will reinforce the rhythmic literature and learning methods you will be using. So in a real sense, what we are talking about here is an education literally rooted in music.

Wood sticks are a good thing to start with because with them you can teach rhythm. You can then use them to emphasize the rhythms of the songs, etc. Use of these sticks---as well as keyboards, to which you should eventually move---will also improve movements and dexterity. The more in control of their bodies children are, the more self-control they exhibit in class. So training their bodies to move is an important aspect, all too often overlooked. Learning to play musical instruments will help students learn physical control over their own bodies.

So, too, will martial arts, and probably the best one to use in a classroom setting is Tai Chi, since it is slow and contained to a small location. Its slowness and the emphasis on paying close attention to both one's movements and one's breathing also makes it fundamentally meditative. The school day should begin with Tai Chi exercises to get everyone in the right physical-mental state to learn.

Friday, January 20, 2017

Poem Writing Services

I primarily consider myself a poet, and so it seems sensible for me to offer poem writing services.

If you need a poem written for a wedding, a party, a promotion, or an inauguration, we can work together on the content and style, and I can get to work on your poem.

I am primarily a formalist, meaning that I can write your poem in pretty much any style you would like, be it a sonnet, a villanelle, free verse, or even a limerick.

Poems are not written the same as prose, so the pricing is necessarily different.

$10 per line for the first ten lines
$5 per line for the next ten lines
$1 per line for each additional line

That means that a fourteen line sonnet will cost $120, a nineteen line villanelle will cost $145, and a five line limerick will cost $50, for example.

Since this is a creative project, I will retain authorship of the poem, but you will be buying the right to use and distribution. That means that if the poem is published elsewhere, my name will have to be on the poem itself, designating authorship. I will in turn refrain from publishing the poem myself, including on my poetry blog.

However, for whatever reason, there may be a desire for the authorship of the poem to be anonymous. Anonymity during the lifetime of the poet (me) can be purchased for a very significant fee. In addition, ghost writing of a poem, in which you claim authorship of the poem, can be purchased for an even more significant fee. In the case of a ghost-written poem, I, the poet, will divulge myself of any claim of authorship in exchange for the aforementioned fee.